Piping up

There was a young Scottish lad named Angus who decided to try life in Australia.  He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. "I'm fine," Angus said, "But there are some really strange people living here in Australia. One woman cries all day long,  another keeps banging on the ceiling,  and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time." "Well, ma wee laddie," says his mother, "I suggest you don't associate with people like that." "Oh," says Angus, "I don't, Ma'am, I don't. No, I just stay inside ma apartment all day and night, playing ma bagpipes."