Male or female

Male or Female?????
 
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually
either male or female.  Here are some examples:

1.FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
>can see right through them.

2.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are  pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

3.TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

4.HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their arse.

5.SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and  retain
water.

6.WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.

7.TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

8.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

9.HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

10.THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.