On the plane
[Two voices - male and female - on a plane.]
"I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
[Sound of steps.]
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
"It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Sniff sniff "Ah perfume - you think of everything"
"This is great....." (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
ROFLOL!
ReplyDeleteSug
He He He ! yes welcome back ...love Jan xx
ReplyDeleteROFLOL!!! Too funny!!! :o)
ReplyDeleteLisa
You mad fool! This was soooo funny! More! Jeanie
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back. Thats a good one !! Sybil x
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!! This made me laugh!
ReplyDeletePam
\ .........../ drumroll :-) HE's baaaack! Heehee Soo funny about smokers!!, missed reading your journal!!
ReplyDeletelololol! ;o)
ReplyDeleteSandra xx
If they'd only crack a window, all the smoke would go out. ;o) - Barbara
ReplyDeleteGood grief! how did the captain know? You don't think they have hidden cameras in the aircraft bathrooms, now do you? Funny story, though!
ReplyDeleteSam