Read aloud this as quickly as possible - but not within earshot of sensitive ears. It is full of spoonerisms.
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly
isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and
shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking
fackered
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called
Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really
forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly
isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not
let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her
gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a
light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a
hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and
dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by
dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the
ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly
the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!"
said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so
dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome
hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's
fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over
there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he
tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and
their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and
gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult
as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the
slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted
pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were
married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and
Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny
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Funny what your brain does with these words LOL
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Oh my... that hurt my sides from laughing!
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Dawn
lololol! ;o))))
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I'd say it was stolen from Hee Haw, except I don't think that version was quite so rowdy. - Barbara
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL :-))))) Mr Dahl would have been proud ! Thanks , Shauneen
ReplyDeleteOh dear, some are sure to see risque in this one. Drat. I wish I had my new printer installed! I see every humorous piece in view of what Doc would think of it. He is so into humor. I see you updated. I wondered what problems you did encounter exactly. The teeny tiny print bothers me so much I can't see anything else. I am afraid to do what you suggested as I didn't understand it. If my son comes over I will ask him to do it. My tech skills are so lacking! But thanks kindly anyway. Gerry
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