Cannibals

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I 
just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've 
roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every 
sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second 
cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other 
replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend 
of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the 
waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on 
their heads." "Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder, 
those are friars!"