Monday, 12 February 2007
Models
Fashion models also act as a role model for young girls, and if the impression is made that the aim is to be a matchstick, that is what they will try to emulate. Coupled to that the inherent uncertainty that all young teenagers experience, it is all too easy for them to slip over the edge of what is healthy.
Anorexia and boulimia are two eating disorders, which occur most frequently in teenagers. I learned this evening that there are websites, which actually advocate the anorexic. I find that quite sick. Anorexia kills, and the women shown on television tonight looked as if they were suffering from the terminal stages of starvation. Apparently, some of those sites have been closed down, and I think the rest should follow.
One model, Kate Winslet, has come out against this trend of "thinner than thin", and I hope that more like her will follow. As a male writer, I have to be careful not to sound sexist, but suffice to say that all people have their own beauty - it doesn't need to be accentuated either way.
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Euthanasia
Mercy Killing
to quote a few other synonyms. This is an emotive and difficult subject, on which people hold strongly and sincerely held beliefs. On both sides of the argument. What I write below is my own personal opinion, and I do not ask anyone to agree with me. If I offend anyone, please accept my assurance that this was unintentional - if you find the subject matter too distressing, you may want to click the red X in the top right corner of this window.
BBC News this evening featured a woman, aged 30, who was crippled with multiple debilitating conditions, which reduced her quality of life to zero. She was in extreme pain, and the only way to control it would be to administer a large dose of morphine. So large in fact, that it would stop her breathing and end her life.
A year or so ago, a woman suffering from motor neurone disease, a progressive and incurable disease of the nervous system, travelled from the UK to Switzerland to be administered a fatal combination of drugs. Motor neurone disease ends in death through paralysis of the muscles, involved in breathing. Patients end up paralysed to increasingly large extent.
Euthanasia is illegal in the United Kingdom, and those found to have assisted someone to die can face prosecution under a murder or manslaughter charge. That was the reason why the second person, featured above, travelled abroad.
There is a fierce debate whether it should be legalised. Those in favour say that it curtails unnecessary suffering for those who cannot expect any improvement in their condition, only a deterioration, and for those who have no quality of life left. Those against state that it is premeditated murder, aided and abetted by doctors or other health professionals.
I would like to point to Holland, where the debate on euthanasia was conducted in the 1970s, resulting in a code of practice. Any patient who wishes to be euthanised needs to meet strict criteria. Any GP, confronted with such a request has to seek a second opinion. If all the criteria are met, an arrangement will be made with the local chemist to provide the necessary. Or, for treatment to be discontinued.
There is a section of patients who are unable to request euthanasia, or give consent - those who are unconscious, in a coma or what is termed a permanently vegetative state. Euthanasia is NOT permitted in these cases - it is a requirement for the patient himself or herself to state the request or agree to it. The only exception is if the patient made up a codicil with the request to withdraw or withhold treatment in such a contingency. Consent then has to be sought from next-of-kin for euthanasia to be carried out.
After the patient's death, the legal authorities have to be notified. They will then ensure that correct procedure has been followed. No prosecution will follow.
It is a model that has worked well over the last 30 years in The Netherlands, but is not a guarantee for success in other countries.
Generally, a debate has to be conducted in the United Kingdom on whether or not to permit euthanasia. There will be a steady trickle of cases, as outlined above, where people are suffering without prospect of improvement or amelioration of symptoms. It will be an emotional process, but a necessary one.
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Computers vs Cars
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release, stating:
If GM had developed technology just like Microsoft has, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reasons whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason, you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run only on five percent of the roads
6. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a simple warning light: "This Car has performed an illegal operation".
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna
9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car
10. You'd have to press Start to turn the engine off.
Combating nerves
"When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday, he took the bishop's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office, he found this note on the door:
- Sip the vodka, don't gulp
There are 10 commandments, not 12
There are 12 disciples, not 10
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook
David slew Goliath, he did not knock the shit out of him
When David was hit by a rock, and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass
We do not refer to the Cross as the "Big T"
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said: "Take this and eat it, for it is my body". He did not say "Eat me".
The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry"
The recommended grace before a meal is not "Rub-a-Dub-Dub thanks for the Grub, Yeah God"
Next Sunday there will be a Taffy pulling contest at St Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St Taffy's.
Addition
Monday notes
One man died from his injuries after falling in Glencoe
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Two ice climbers were found by search teams in Wester Ross, along with three others in Glencoe and three walkers missing in the Killin area.
It comes after a man died from head injuries suffered in a fall in Glencoe on Saturday afternoon.
The dead man was 34 and from Scotland but his name will not be released until relatives have been informed.
He had been out in the Bidean nam Bian area of Glencoe with a male companion, who suffered leg injuries. In a separate incident on Saturday a third man was also found injured nearby.
Members of Glencoe, Lochaber and RAF Mountain Rescue teams were called out along with search dogs and helicopters from HMS Gannet and RAF Kinloss.
Silent call
The three walkers reported overdue near Killin had been walking on Ben Lawers, Perthshire, when they were caught in whiteout conditions.
The two men and a woman, from Durham University, dialled 999 on Sunday morning but police only received a silent call.
They were located on Sunday afternoon and initial indications were that all of the group were well.
An RAF helicopter and mountain rescuers were involved in the search for the ice climbers located safely in Torridon, Wester Ross.
Searchers said the men, who were well-equipped, were cold, but did not require medical treatment.
They had been due back on Saturday night but failed to return to their accommodation.
In Glencoe, a further three people contacted the emergency services on Sunday morning to say they had lost their way on Stob Coire Nam Beith.
Two of the men were traced at about midday suffering from hypothermia.
They were being taken to Belford Hospital in Fort William. A third member of that party walked off the hill and is safe and well.Sunday, 11 February 2007
J-land Chat
Old folk still think
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
CarnivAOL
Sunday ferry
The Glasgow Herald newspaper reported that moves are afoot to institute a Sunday ferry crossing during the Hebridean Celtic Festival, which will be held from July 11th until 14th this year. There were numerous complaints that people could not leave on Sunday, following the final events on Saturday evening, and either had to forfeit the Saturday events or take an extra day off work. Sunday sailings are a very contentious issue in the island, on account of a strong tradition of Sabbath observance.
Cannabis
Mr Cameron has declined to admit or deny the allegations, saying it is a private affair, and that all politicians are entitled to a private past. Several leading Conservatives have stated that they would prefer Mr Cameron to make a statement either way, to clear the air.
Whilst I am a strong supporter of privacy for figures in public life, this issue is linked to one of the major problems in society today. I agree with Mr Cameron that everybody has done things in the past that they regret now. However, whilst a lot of young people will have tried cannabis at some stage, David Cameron is now in a position that he could be Prime Minister within 5 years. I have to agree with the likes of Norman Tebbit (and it's rare for me to do so) that it's better to say "Yep, I did that, it was stupid, and I advise all young people NOT to even dabble with the stuff". Mr Cameron should get used to the idea that he now lives in a glass house. David Cameron is advised to recall what happened to the former Liberal Democrat leader, Charles Kennedy. He had a drink problem, and did not own up to it. He is alleged to have led the 2005 general election campaign for the Lib Dems either drunk or hung-over. When Mr Kennedy finally did come out in the open with it, it cost him the leadership of the party.
Just for the record, I am not a political animal, and a political statement such as above is rare for me. I make it because the subject, drug abuse, is a very prominent problem in society today.
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Saturday, 10 February 2007
Hurricane Hunters Grounded
Please read the article from Dr Jeff Masters on Weather Underground.
I would like to make a special appeal to those in the USA.
Please write to your Senator to encourage NOAA to change their mind. If you live in hurricane territory, you will appreciate the importance of this work. Also, please spread the word in your local community by all means possible: copy this article to newspapers, radio and television stations to raise awareness of these cuts, and again get people to write to their Senator. Make reference to Hurricane Katrina and / or Rita to underline the importance of this issue. Hurricanes don't just look pretty on a satellite picture - they kill. If we are prepared, and know what's going to happen we may minimise their impact. Keeping the Hurricane Hunters flying helps. Grounding them will limit our knowledge and may cost lives. You may think that hurricanes only affect the shorelines of the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean. You're WRONG. In the aftermath of Katrina, hundreds of thousands of displaced people from New Orleans and the Gulf coast had to be housed across all States of the Union. It is something that affects the WHOLE of the United States.
So: get writing.
Thank you.

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Call for support
Saturday jottings
Remember the containership Napoli, which was beached off Devon? Work on removing her cargo has been halted until after the weekend, on account of the bad weather that has now moved in. Daily updates are provided on the Coastguard website.
Departure
Passwords
Friday, 9 February 2007
Alerts
Alerts and Journals
Summer is coming
More info on this magnificent archipelago here.
J-land Chat
Date: Sunday 11 February 2007
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Hosts: Yours truly and Cathy [Luddie343]
Friday jottings
The tropical cyclones I reported on over the past number of days have all disappeared from the map, which should be a relief to people in northern Australia.
You may very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment
Actor Ian Richardson, who uttered this famous one-liner in the 1990 BBC sitcom "House of Cards" died today at the age of 72. He was a versatile actor, who acquired widespread fame with his role as a Macchiavellian politician Francis Urquhart. Richardson, who died suddenly, also played roles in "Bleak House" and "Gormenghast", to name but a few. I was sorry to learn of his death.
Thursday, 8 February 2007
Security
After her handbag was stolen, this lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone. Her handbag, which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc.... was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've just received your text asking about our pin number and I replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account. Moral of the story: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Dad, Mum etc.......And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts, CONFIRM by CALLING BACK. Please pass this on to your family and friends.
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A little late night humor
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party." "Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
Einstein's Chauffeur
When Albert Einstein
was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly
longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to
yet another dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat
resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this
speech so many times, I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein
laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at
the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back
of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and
even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous
professor asked an extremely esoteric question about antimatter formation,
digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was
nobody's fool.
Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor
with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple
that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
Windfarm
The North Lewis Windfarm has been approved by Western Isles Council. The revised plans are now going to the Scottish Executive for approval. Can't say that the prospect of 181 turbines, each standing 460 feet tall, marching across the island from the Butt of Lewis to Bragar, and then across to Stornoway really appeals to me. Neither does it appeal much to 50 to 90% of the islanders, it would seem. The RSPB says it'll wreak havoc with the birdlife, and environmentalists say that digging up the millions of tons of peat will blithely offset any benefits in terms of carbon dioxide emissions that the windfarm is supposed to bring. There are council elections in May, but about half the councillors here have expressed an interest in a severance package, which gives them a 5-figure sum of money provided they do not stand for re-election. The Council is opposed to organising a secret ballot on the windfarm issue.
Correction: The Environmental Services Committee has approved the application; it will now go before full Council next Thursday.
Thursday jottings
It emerged today that the council here is aiming to relocate the landing of bulk cargoes, such as oil and gas, from the number 2 pier in the centre of town to Glumag Harbour, a few miles to the south. My UK readers will no doubt remember the massive fire at the Buncefield Depot, Herts, in December 2005. The storage tanks for oil and gas are in the centre of Stornoway. Although they have been safe there since 1969, it's only prudent to locate them outside the town's perimeter. The users, BP and Scotia Gas, are not happy to move, but I think the council is quite determined on this one.
To answer a question left in a comment to the Luskentyre video:
The Golden Road, as you will have seen on the picture of the roadsign, is a local name for the road on the eastcoast of Harris. It is named as such because it cost a million pounds to build - in the 19th century. My route took me to the west side of Harris, where Luskentyre is located, but the east coast road is circuitous and it takes an hour to drive from Tarbert to Rodel, a distance of 24 miles / 39 km.
Luskentyre Video
Wednesday, 7 February 2007
Wednesday 07/02/07
Tuesday 06/02/07
Monday 05/02/07
Call for support
One sunny Wednesday afternoon
Opening hours at Stornoway airport will be reduced on a couple of days until April, in addition to three half-hourly breaks for airtraffic control staff. New staff is being trained, but subject to them passing exams, they will not be on stream until the spring. Local politicians have been huffing and puffing, but safety comes first. The rules and regulations in the ATC business are apparently very strict.
A second teenager has died as a result of the collision between a car and a train at Invergordon last Friday. The driver is being treated at Raigmore Hospital, Inverness.
I was quite worried to read on the BBC website that there are apparently no technological barriers to burying nuclear waste underground. In the late 1980s, the UK authority charged with dealing with nuclear waste, Nirex, investigated several sites across the country, two of which are in the Western Isles - the islands of Sandray and Fuday, near Barra, 120 miles south of Lewis.
Wednesday notes
It would appear that hackers tried to bring the whole of the Internet down last night. They obviously failed, as we're all still able to post. Read more here in this report from BBC News.
Snow is likely to bring major disruption to England over the next few days, with 6 to 8 inches forecast to fall. The battleground between mild air to the southwest and colder air to the north will slowly shift north in the next 7 days, dumping snow as it progresses.
Both tropical cyclones I mentioned over the last few days, one in the Indian Ocean and one in the Gulf of Carpentaria, are on their last legs. The one in Australia could re-emerge over open water and regenerate. The Australian Bureau of Meteorology has NOT picked this up. Hope they do once ex-Nelson pops up over Cairns.
Tuesday, 6 February 2007
Iolaire Disaster
They all are.
My grandmother was due to marry William Head that very day. She was there wating for him.She gave birth to my mother six months later. Her life and my mother's life would have been very different if he had survived. I wondered whether it was a story, but his name is there (201). Thank you, We shall visit some time.
Transport links
The link with Skye would be in the shape of a 20 mile tunnel, which would land at either Rodel or North Uist. The cost would be some £10 billion, the same as the Channel Tunnel between England and France.
Late night notes
A ship, anchored off the Mauretanian coast (West Africa) has been supplied with food and water for the 400 migrants on board. They are said to be from Kashmir (the disputed border area between India and Pakistan) and various African countries. A Spanish boat found the vessel a number of days ago, adrift after its engine failed. Mauretania and Senegal have refused to allow the people on the ship to come ashore. There is a huge problem with migrants, bound for Europe, travelling through Africa. Some make their way to Spain out of Morocco across the Straits of Gibraltar. Not all reach the other side alive. Spanish authorities have extended their patrols to African waters to intercept any boats heading their way. More often than not, the ships are decrepit and hardly fit for purpose. The number of people who have perished at sea in these wrecks is unknown.
Northern Australia is getting worried about cyclone Nelson, which is making its way from the Gulf of Carpentaria to the east coast of the York Peninsula. Nelson is anticipated to reintensify over water; the storm currently packs winds of 90 to 100 mph in gusts, which will decrease over land.
Tuesday notes
Here in Northern Scotland, there is concern over the continuing discovery of radio-active particles on a beach near the nuclear plant at Dounreay, 35 miles west of John o' Groats. The particles were discharged into the sea between 1963 and 1975. Dounreay is currently being decommissioned after more than 40 years.
Hurricane update - 6 February
TOP PRIORITY
TROPICAL CYCLONE ADVICE NUMBER 36
Issued by the Bureau of Meteorology, Brisbane
Issued at 8:21pm on Tuesday the 6th of February 2007
A Cyclone WARNING is now current for coastal and island communities from BURKETOWN to PORMPURAAW.
At 7:00 pm EST [6:30 pm CST] Tropical Cyclone Nelson, Category 2 with central pressure 985 hectopascals, was relocated near latitude 16.6 south and longitude 140.4 east which is 110 kilometres north northwest of Karumba and 190 kilometres southwest of Kowanyama.
Tropical Cyclone Nelson is expected to resume its east-southeast motion while intensifying up to landfall on the coast between KOWANYAMA and KARUMBA early on Wednesday morning.
DESTRUCTIVE WINDS with are likely to develop on the coast between Pormpuraaw and Karumba tonight with gusts to 140km/h near the centre of the cyclone.
Coastal residents between Pormpuraaw and Karumba are specifically warned of the dangerous storm tide as the cyclone crosses the coast. The sea is likely to rise steadily up to a level well above the normal tide, with damaging waves and flooding of some low-lying areas close to the shoreline. People living in areas likely to be affected by this flooding should take measures to protect their property as much as possible and be prepared to follow instructions regarding evacuation of the area if advised to do so
by the authorities.
Monday, 5 February 2007
Note from Sugar
Round the Creed
A video of Friday's (2 Feb) walk round the Castle Grounds, compiled from some of my pictures. Enjoy!
Sunday 04/02/07
Saturday 03/02/07

Friday 02/02/07
Thursday 01/02/07
Wednesday 31/01/07
Tuesday 30/01/07
Monday 29/01/07
Sunday 28/01/07
Saturday 27/01/07
Friday 26/01/07
Wales
Quite unintentionally, I posted two stories from Wales this afternoon, which is rare for me. However, the Scottish news is drab by comparison - arguments about the extension of the Cairngorms National Park into Perthshire, the county to its south. I've visited Wales a few times in the 1980s, and used to know people there on the border with England near the town of Knighton. My abiding memory is of a beautiful if small place, with some stunning mountain scenery. I climbed Cadair Idris, a mountain in the west of the principality, in 1984. 
Three years after that, I had an interminable train journey when travelling to Knighton on a round-UK train holiday. The last leg of the journey that day, which started in Salisbury, southern England, led me from Swansea in South Wales to Knighton, right through the heart of Wales. It took 3 hours on a small diesel train, which stopped at every post. A few months later, the same train ended up in a river when one of the bridges collapsed as a result of flooding.
Love Lost
Fishing in Fog
Holyhead Coastguard has helped 57 anglers to
safety on Saturday evening after they were lost in fog on sands at Talacre Beach
near Prestatyn, North Wales.At 6pm Holyhead Coastguard were alerted by Rhyl Coastguard Rescue Team who had come across a large group of anglers, taking part in a competition, who had become lost and disorientated on the sands after thick fog came down. The majority of the group reached the shore and after the Coastguard made a head count, five people were still missing.
Hoylake and Rhyl RNLI lifeboats attended the scene, but the search was hampered by the fog even after Holyhead Coastguard managed to establish a communications link by mobile phone with the missing party. Rescuers were unable to use either flares or search with a rescue helicopter due to the fog. By about 8pm, the missing men were finally guided back to the shore through the use of sirens on the Coastguard Rescue vehicle.
Monday jottings
On the hurricane front, things are livening up. Dora is beginning to fade, losing its hurricane status this morning with winds dropping below the 72mph threshold. Attention now switches to northern Australia, which has two tropical lows making noises. One is in the Gulf of Carpentaria, where it has been raining heavily and lots of wind. Atmospheric conditions are changing, making it more likely that this system will turn into a low-grade tropical cyclone - a category 1 hurricane looks probable.
This is the latest warning from the Bureau of Meteorology:
A CYCLONE WATCH continues for coastal and island communities from Port Roper in the Northern Territory to Kowanyama in Queensland, including Borroloola and Mornington Island.
At 3:30 pm CST [4:00 pm EST] a TROPICAL LOW was centred near the Gulf of Carpentaria coast, about 115 kilometres east northeast of Borroloola and 230 kilometres west northwest of Mornington Island moving east northeast at 2 kilometres per hour. The low is expected to remain near the coast tonight before moving east into the southeastern Gulf of Carpentaria on Tuesday.
GALES are not expected in coastal areas within the next 24 hours, however gales could develop on Tuesday night if the low develops into a tropical cyclone.
HEAVY RAIN is expected to cause significant stream rises across the Top End, increasing to widespread flooding in the Roper-McArthur and northern Barkly Districts.
Another system has developed 55 miles east of Cairns, which may blow up into something as well, which may give some large waves.
Sunday, 4 February 2007
FlickR
All these pics were taken since April 2005. Descriptions still need to be put on the pictures from June 2006 until the end of January 2007, with the exception of a 7 week stretch from 1 August until 19 September 2006. Apart from descriptions, I also have to add tags and put them in sets.
4th Journals Tournament
Registration for the 4th Journals Tournament has started, and if you haven't taken part before, please do so now. All you need to do is visit Kellen's Journals Tournament IV journal and register. You have until February 17th to do that, and the Tournament proper commences on February 20th. Happy New Year
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.
2007 IS THE YEAR OF THE PIG.
Forget everything you know about the easy going, laidback, roll-in-the-mud Pig. This is the year of the Fire Pig, and there will be fireworks aplenty. It should be a feel-good year, loaded with excitement
Water is the Pig's fixed element. In Chinese, water plus fire equals disaster. Also, the fifth month of the Chinese calendar is the month of the Fire Horse. This will be a time of daring accomplishments and serious calamities.
The Fire Pig is nevertheless a Pig, and we need to remember what that means for us. The Pig is the 12th and last sign of the Chinese zodiac. We have come to the end of the cycle, and it's time to celebrate our accomplishments. Yes, it's party time! Be good to yourself this year; you've earned it. Family reunions, extended holidays and a spa membership are in order.
Like last year's sign, the Dog, the Pig calls us to focus on family. Now we need to concentrate more on relationships. It's a Fire year, a year filled with passion. What a great time to begin a new romance or take an existing one to a new level. A holiday in Paris or Bali might be just the thing. When is the last time you shared a hot tub with your sweetheart? Make it a priority this year.
The West has its fat cats and the Chinese their fat pigs. We're talking money! Yes, this is a year to make more than a little, so be alert for opportunities.
It may seem incongruous to link the Pig with scholars, but the association is there; and it's a positive one, due in part to the fact that the Pig's fixed element is Water. This could therefore be a very good yearfor those in academia.
Although Pig is the last year in the 12-year cycle, it is only the 24th in the larger, 60-year cycle. At this point it should be emphasised that 2007 is a Fire year. This is not a year for the faint-hearted. On the positive side, Fire provides each of us with the energy we need to initiate action, regardless of whether or not immediate attention is required. It is not a time to sit on the sidelines.
Fire and Pig together call us to work on vigorously attacking existing projects and completing them. It is not a particularly favourable time to conceive or begin new ventures. With the clash of Fire and Water, now is not the time to take risks. Use the energy of positive Fire to raise your work level to a high intensity, but avoid the foolhardiness associated with negative Fire, and your business interests will prosper.
Since this is a Fire year, those people born in an Earth year will generally fare better than others of their animal sign, while those born in a Metal year are likely to do worse than those born in Wood, Fire, Earth and Water years.
Health issues vary not only by sign but by each individual. Your best bet is to visit a Chinese doctor to have your balances checked and get some advice for the coming year. It is a Fire year, so one thing we can say in general is to be on the lookout for signs of stress and a tendency to over extend one's self.
2007 will be an exciting year, with passion and crises coming in equal measure throughout the year. The Pig is a go-with-the-flow type. If you follow the Pig's example by enjoying life's pleasures and heating up your relationships, this will be a very memorable year indeed.
To find our your Chinese Sign, try this link.
My Chinese Sign is the Dragon:
The Dragon is one of the most powerful signs in the Chinese Zodiac. Lucky as well. Dragons are giving, intelligent, tenacious and know exactly what they want and are determined to get it. Further, they can easily influence their peers and often find themselves the centre of attention in social situations. As if all this wasn't enough, Lady Love is the Dragon's best friend. The rest of the Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what their Dragon pal has to say, and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon is the best one to do it.
It's ego that can get the Dragon into trouble, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has an ability for initiating projects and keeping everyone motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way. As luck would have it, Dragons are likely to achieve considerable material wealth during their lifetime, although they aren't motivated by the pursuit of money. That said, Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. And power it must be, for a weakened Dragon is a sad sight, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace. Question authority? That's what the Dragon does best!
The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, a better position to give orders and be king of the hill. They are good leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to succeed. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- the Dragon's flame can burn! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their life to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for results with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.
Super Bowl

Gather the Super Bowl is on this evening over in the States - and I don't even know who's playing who. Anyway, have a great time if you're watching the match and may the best team win.
Sunday notes
The authorities are working to cull 160,000 turkeys on a farm in Suffolk, where H5N1 birdflu was confirmed on Friday. An exclusion zone remains in force, but there is no cause for concern.
I was pleased to hear one of the contestants in Celebrity Big Brother, which ended a week ago, calling for the axing of the show. CBB caused controversy when alleged racist bullying took place towards a Bollywood actress from two other contestants.
On Friday, a lad of 11 decided to reenact a stunt, shown on a DVD called Jackass - the Movie. All sorts of stupid and dangerous stunts are depicted on the 18-rated film. This includes a scene where a man pours deodorant liquid over himself and puts a match to it. The boy concerned had invited a friend, who had taken the DVD from his own home and they copied the stunt. The victim was admitted to hospital in Glasgow and is no longer in danger. It does say on the DVD box not to try this at home. The boy's father has called for the disc to be banned.
Saturday, 3 February 2007
Date for diary
Occasion: J-land Chat
Date: Sunday 11 February 2007
Time: 2100 / 9pm UK time, which is:
1600 / 4pm EST
1500 / 3pm CST
1400 / 2pm MST
1300 / 1pm PST
Duration: 2 hours, or however long people feel like
Subjects: Nothing specific
Location: Special Interests - Journals Cafe (AOL only)
Hosts: Yours truly and Cathy [Luddie343]
J-land Chat
Let me know what you think.
Hurricane update - 3 February
The tropical depression in the Gulf of Carpentaria off Australia is now not likely to develop into a tropical cyclone; another system near Fiji has popped up and is making ominous noises.
Bird flu

Source: Defra
Football
Another match official was killed in a football match elsewhere in Italy earlier in the week. Italian football has become increasingly dogged by violence, and a senior official of the Italian league has stated that measures need to be taken, as the current state of affairs cannot continue. "This is not like football, so football has to stop".
Football has been dogged by a series of lethal incidents over the years. The worst was the Heizel Stadium disaster in 1985, when clashes between rival Liverpool and Juventus fans in Brussels left 39 people dead. Violence between rival fans (or hooligans more appropriately) is a world-wide problem.
My interpretation is that a football team is a source of local, regional and national pride, which evokes a mob-mentality in people. Someone wrote that Football is War. I have to say that I find the amounts of money paid for players to move from club to club are plain ridiculous - you're talking millions of pounds. Just for them to cavort a grassy field for 90 minutes once or twice a week??
Journals Tournament IV
Friday, 2 February 2007
Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
CarnivAOL
Friday notes

Check out www.walkingworld.com, walk 3424. For £1.50 you can have the description. You may have to wait a while before you see today's pictures on there, as they have a large backlog.
I was saddened to learn of the devastation wrought by tornadoes, striking Lake County during the night. Apparently, houses were flattened and 14 people were killed. For the moment, the danger is not yet over as the NWS warns of a possibility of further tornadoes.
Down under, around the Gulf of Carpentaria, residents in the Queensland - Northern Territory border region of Australia are warned of gales, carrying winds of 100 kph (62 mph). The weather system responsible could develop into a formal tropical cyclone.
Rotten snow
Residents have been advised not to use the snow for household purposes or allow animals to graze on it.

Railroad crossings
People running the gauntlet of trains on level crossings play with their lives. A train weighs upward of 100 tonnes, and can take hundreds of yards to stop. In a contest, the train always wins. Even with lights and barriers, some people cannot be bothered to wait for the minute or two it takes for the train to pass through. There is this sorry litany of drivers who think they can beat the trains and lose. More often than not, they lose and pay with their lives.
Railroad Crossing in Montana, USA (Picture courtesy Wikipedia)
Foreign AOL sites
Germany: www.aol.de
France: www.aol.fr
Mexico: http://www.aol.com.mx/
Argentina: http://www.aol.com.ar/
Thursday, 1 February 2007
Roadsigns
You may be aware that AOL operates in other countries apart from the UK, USA and Australia. It also has subsidiaries in places like France and Germany. I was browsing through the German AOL site when I came across these hilarious signs.
From the Canaries. "Do not drive through a cloudburst". Personalised cloudbursts provided, according to one comment.
A wee bit cheeky, but this IS an actual Swedish roadsign, warning drivers against elks. To me, it looks more like "beware of a shag".
Finally, from Germany itself. The sign obviously means "no shitting in the forest" and the little sign underneath reads "Use Toilets".
MSC Napoli
Anyone interested in following developments surrounding the continuing recovery of the MSC Napoli of the South Devon coast can consult this webpage, belonging to the Maritime & Coastguard Agency. This is also the source for the above image of the Napoli, from January 21st.
Five minutes
J-land update
Teabreak
Here at Stornoway Airport, passengers have been getting all blown up over teabreaks. There are not enough air traffic controllers to provide a continuous service during the opening hours of 0700 to 1900 each day. As a result, the airport has to shut down for 30 minutes while the controllers go for their statutary teabreaks, a few times a day.
Local politicians have been inconvenienced, but if you can't get the staff, you can't get the staff. And what's wrong with the ferry service? I know the Clansman is a slower boat, but it's a better ship than our usual tub, the Isle of Lewis.
Fancy that, shutting down Heathrow because the air traffic controller needs his break?
Local news
St Kilda is a small group of islands, 45 miles west to the Hebrides in the Atlantic. They are home to large bird colonies, a unique breed of sheep (Soay sheep), a tracking station for the Ministry of Defense and passing visitors and volunteer workers. The indigenous population was removed, at their own request, on 29 August 1930. A large number ended up in the district of Lochaber, between Oban and Fort William. Only a few of the 30-odd souls removed are alive today.
This film, dating back to 1928, shows the excitement around the arrival of a supply ship, and reactions to islanders to the first-ever movie camera. More images can be seen on this webpage from the Royal Scottish Geographic Society.
St Kilda was an isolated community, isolated not just geographically. The unforgiving climate of the North Atlantic frequently made it impossible to get supplies through. Until the end of the 19th century, infant mortality reached the staggering rate of 50% at times. This was attributed to infantile tetanus, transmitted through the umbilical stump due to unhygienic practices at birth. Another factor, only discovered last year, was the unbelieveable levels of pollution within the houses.
The St Kildans primarily lived off the sea and seabirds. They would scale cliffs, rearing more than 1,000 feet out of the sea, and cull the seabirds nesting in their crevices. Seabirds have a high fat content, and have a substantial amount of heavy metals, occurring naturally, in their bodies.
Cadmium and lead are two examples. After the birds were eaten, their remains were ploughed into the ground, together with seaweed for fertiliser. The cycle would start again once any crops or animals, reared on the land, were consumed.
Another pollutant, dioxins, was created by the islanders themselves. Their main source of fuel was peat. St Kilda being only a small island, these were drenched in seawater, which contains salt - sodium chloride. When you burn organic material in the presence of large amounts of chlorine, you create dioxins. These are extremely toxins, and harmful in minute amounts. The ashes of fires were ground into the floor, and the dioxins contained in them ever-present.
Nowadays, there are a few communities left in Scotland which have a similarly harsh environment. The two I have in mind are Fair Isle and Foula, islands to the southwest and west of Shetland. However, they have survived and modernised. It is a subject for academics to decide what made the difference. My opinion is that the governments of the day couldn't be bothered with the St Kildans. A more pro-active approach from London might have kept St Kilda populated. Their unique way of life was doomed, whatever the eventual outcome.
Five minutes for Climate Change
The purpose is not just to save electricity for 5 minutes that day, but to draw the attention of citizens, the media and the authorities to the waste of energy and the need to initiate action! 5 minutes respite for the planet: that’s not long, it costs nothing and will show our politicians that climate change is something which should figure prominently in political debates.
Why the 1st February? Because that
is the day on which the latest report of the United Nations Panel of Experts is
to be released in Paris. Although this event is scheduled to take
place in France, we should not miss this
opportunity of drawing attention to the global climatic situation.
If we all participate our actions
will have great public and political resonance, at an important moment in our
political life.!
Please make this appeal as widely known as possible in your own circles and networks ! please also publish it on your websites and in your newsletters.
Hurricane update - 1 February
The people around the Gulf of Carpentaria are having an unwelcome visitor, in the shape of a developing tropical cyclone. I relay the detailed warning:
TROPICAL CYCLONE ADVICE NUMBER 6
Issued by the BUREAU OF METEOROLOGY, DARWIN
at 8:00 pm CST [8:30 pm EST] Thursday 1 February 2007
A CYCLONE WARNING continues for coastal and island communities from Nhulunbuy to Numbulwar, including Groote Eylandt.
A CYCLONE WATCH continues for coastal and island communities from Numbulwar to Weipa, in Queensland, including Mornington Island.
At 6:30 pm CST [7:00 pm EST] a TROPICAL LOW
centred in the Arafura Sea about 130 kilometres east of Nhulunbuy and 270 kilometres northeast of Alyangula moving south at 16 kilometres per hour.
The low is forecast to continue moving south into the Gulf of Carpentaria on Friday and develop into a tropical cyclone, but is not expected to cross the coast in the next 24 hours.
GALES with gusts to 120 kilometres per hour are expected to develop on Groote Eylandt during Friday. GALES may extend to the mainland coast between Nhulunbuy and Numbulwar later on Friday or during Saturday as the developing cyclone approaches the coast.
HEAVY RAIN is expected to cause flooding in the Arnhem region during Friday night and Saturday, extending into the Roper-McArthur region later.













