A man was
being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard.
Suddenly,
the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right
thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red
light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The
tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection,
dropping
her cell phone and makeup as she barely got stopped before
the
pedestrian crosswalk.
As she
was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up
into the
face of a very serious looking police officer. The officer
ordered
her to
exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station
where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a
holding
cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and
opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where
the
arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said,
'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your
car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you,
and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper
sticker,
the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me
to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem
on the
trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless
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lmao xxx zoe
ReplyDeleteOh that's a good one! Shame on her ! Linda in Washington state
ReplyDeleteSeems reasonable lol ..love Jan xx
ReplyDeletebad lady!! i had a close encounter with a van driver on friday, drove so close to my backside that my husband could have accused me of having an affair! he had a near miss on the roundabout, cutting up a car who was already on the roundabout! I wish I could have got the company name a registration plate.
ReplyDeletetake care mrs tx
people need to be careful of what they put on their cars as bumper stickers; its not a good witnessing tool to act like that with stickers like that; always a good timely reminder for those who choose to walk the walk and not just do the talk
ReplyDeletebetty
This is great!
ReplyDeleteLisa
I got a chuckle out of this one. So true, LOL!
ReplyDeleteSam
I LOVE IT~!~!~! Gonna share this one, thanks Guido!!!!
ReplyDeleteJoann
Great lesson for all of us! And very funny!
ReplyDeleteLori
Guido!
ReplyDeleteOMG, awesome. LOVE this story. Some people need to read this that i know!
lj
Many a christian has been caught out by the fish on the back of the car. You have to walk the talk and i say this as a christian myself. Lucky i don't drive.
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