Looking back on a blonde 2006

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw-puzzle in 6 months. Box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn' t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. The instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh" .....there' s no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!!