Monday 23 October 2006

I had lunch with a gangster because I'm cool like that

" I had lunch with a gangster because I'm cool like that"
 
Very stupid, but yet funny at the same time. Give it a try. You don't even have to write anything down, to help you remember.
 
Have fun, and be sure and post your answers. 
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in your post

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can t control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and put in a post or forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you

7 comments:

  1. I ran over my best friends boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want! Jeannette xx  

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  2. I yelled at Chuck Norris because I am a ninja!

    be well,
    Dawn

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  3. I murdered a banana because someone offered me $1,000,000 dollars...
    too funny!
    Linda :)

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  4. Ok here goes..."I kicked a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want."
    Linda in Washington    

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  5. OK......here's mine:  "I loved a banana because the voices told me to."  ROFLMAO!!!
    Now that's a funny line!
    Hugs,
    Gina

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  6. Mine said.. I ran over a llama because I am not a homosexual....  ok..
    LOL
    MaryAlice

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  7. I loved, a base ball bat,because Im sexy and do what I want ,....(alot of us are wearing blue lol).......Jan xx

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