Farts abort flight

An American Airways flight made an emergency landing at Nashville, Tennessee, after passengers reported the smell of sulphur. It was found that a match had been struck by a woman who was trying to conceal the smell of her flatulence.

The FBI interrogated the guilty party, but pressed no charges when it was found that there had been no evil intent. The safety matches, carried by the female passenger, are allowed on board flights, but may not be struck.


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