Sunday 11 February 2007

Old folk still think

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

11 comments:

  1.  Funny, thanks for the laugh this morning.

                       Julie

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  2. That's funny Guido, lol! Jeannette xx  http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/  

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  3. That's what you call a sly old fox!  -  Barbara

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  4. Ha very funny!!
    bella x

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  5. That dirty old man !   LOL    Linda in Washington state    

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  6. HA HA HA TOO FUNNY!
    Pam

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  7. Excellent...lol! ;o)))

    Sandra xxxx

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  8. Guido
    I had to read that one to Paulette!  We enjoyed the chuckle.  Thanks!
    Sam

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  9. Ah that was a good one!  Old age and treachery triumph over youth every time...

    be well,
    Dawn
    http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

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  10. Quick wit wins out every time!! LOL!! (Hugs) Indigo

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  11. Ha, Ha, Ha! Love it!
    Lori

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