Tidbits of wisdom

with thanks to Rhonda

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Love  is grand !  Divorce  is a hundred grand.

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I  am in shape.

Round is a shape.

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Time  may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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Conscience  is what hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk  is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even  if you are on the right track,

You'll get run over if you just sit there.

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An  optimist thinks this is the best possible world.

A pessimist fears this is  true.

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There  will always be death and taxes;

However, death doesn't get worse every  year.

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In  just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I  am a nutritional  overachiever.

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I  plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Practice  safe eating -- always use condiments.

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A  day without sunshine is like night.

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It's  frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you  the questions.

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The  real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,  but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment

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Brain  cells come and brain cells go,

But fat cells live  forever.

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Age  doesn't always bring wisdom.

Sometimes it comes alone.

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Life  not only begins at forty,

It also begins to show.

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I  smile because I am your friend!

I  laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.