Tuesday, 9 September 2008

The following science quiz was given to some students, each question is followed by a student's actual answer. Go ahead, see how many you get right.
 
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section".
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.  

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

7 comments:

  1. These were hilarious! (Hugs)Indigo

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  2. LOL very cute!

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  3. Nice laugh to start the day,,,,,which by the way is DRY !!! first time in 56 hours !! I was beginning to think about building an ark !!   Love for now  Sybil xx

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  4. Thanks for the smile ~ they were really very cute answers :o) ~ Ally x

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  5. You have got to love kids answers........... unbelievable
    Thanks for the laugh
    hugs Jayne

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  6. LOL, I really got a chuckle out of the adultry one!
    Lisa

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  7. A laugh or two is really quite appreciated  I must copy and take to Doc as these are clever. My son Dan lost his ID and could not get into the building to install the part to his computer!  Gerry

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