Thursday 18 September 2008

Olympic size gaffes

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1.        Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2.        Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3.        Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4.        Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5.        Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6.        Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7.        At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8.        Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9.        Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

8 comments:

  1. Hmmmm, sometimes we need to think before we speak.  Linda in WA

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  2. Guido, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen you post. It was funny. Weird how people lose it in the presure of time or air time exposure. Bill

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  3. Guido, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen you post. It was funny. Weird how people lose it in the presure of time or air time exposure. Bill

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  4. Guido, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen you post. It was funny. Weird how people lose it in the presure of time or air time exposure. Bill

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  5. OMG, that it just hilarious.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
    Thanks for the giggles.

    Pooh Hugs,
    Linda

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  6. LMAO  Love #9  
    d

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  7. Well i thought 6 was funny......but then have to admit i think my favourite is no 7
    must be my dirty mind  :o))

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  8. These are hysterical, thanks for the good laugh!!
    Lisa

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