A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman
walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says,
"Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are
they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to
snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the
youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do
you really think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely
not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you
twice!"
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OMG!! ROFLMAO!!!!
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aHAAA!!!!!! Hey Guido, it's ok to say shag here, we use the F word instead lol. o my...
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HA HA HA Got me Guido!!! I thought it was a true story at first! LOL
ReplyDeletePam
Muahaha...now that says something about the state of mind when your friggin off your gord from alcohol...me thinks the dad was!
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Door :)
Hee Hee ! ...Jan xx
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