Big people talk

A group of little ones, barely out of kindergarten, found it difficult to adapt to life in primary school. The teacher kept telling them not to use babytalk, but use big people words.

John was asked what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to see Nana" he replied.
"You went to see GRANDMOTHER. Don't use babytalk, I said!" came the teacher.

Billy was then asked what he had done.
"I've been on a choo-choo" he told class.
"You were on a TRAIN. Use big people words", the teacher retorted.

Michael was next and he told the teacher he had read a book.
"That's excellent, Michael!" the teacher said, delighted. "What book did you read?"

wait for it...



"Winnie the SHIT"

Tags: babytalk