WEDDING NIGHT
Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny,
Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out
of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and
Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know
what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't
want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch
and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know
what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind
what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes
home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I
think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now
tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred
came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
ROTFL!!!!! oh my goodness, too too funny...
ReplyDeleteLinda :)
HA! Good one
ReplyDeleteto cute, just like a mom thinking the kids going to start asking questions lol Deanna
ReplyDeleteLOL That's a good one.
ReplyDeleteBarb
LOL! Naughty in a clean sort of way! bea
ReplyDeleteLMAO this is funny!
ReplyDeletePam
I love it...thanksfor a laughto start the day. Sybilsybil45
ReplyDeleteLOL....I needed that laugh! :o)
ReplyDeleteLisa
Lol! Guess It gives new meaning to marriage. Fred and Mary are stuck together now. (Hugs) Indigo
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteLori
OH, MY!!!!! - Barbara
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