Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[good-for-nothin', lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
[you think?]
Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[They really shouldn't serve beans at the Space Center.]
Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that sign right?]
This reminds me of the sign at the
road going into the cemetery in
Grimsby, Ontario: "No Exit."
(You don't have to rub it in.)
Thursday, 25 October 2007
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Thanks for the laugh Guido, who makes up these headlines?! Jeannette xx
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have read the rest of the news article ,hee hee ,on some of these storys lol ...love Jan xx
ReplyDeleteIt does make you wonder what ppl are thinking..very funny though
ReplyDeleteYasmin
Love 'em....have sent them on to my niece it will give her a laugh..she needs one just now. Thanks
ReplyDeleteLOL...I loved them! :o)
ReplyDeleteLisa
OMGosh!!! These had me literally laughing so hard, I couldn't catch my breath!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for a good laugh, Guido!!!
Joann
To funny.......LOL.......June:)
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