This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.
A woman was
at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with
her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's
crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and
they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome "It was wonderful!" exclaimed the woman, "Not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful. And I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand
and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their "owner's suite at no extra charge!"
Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican
a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait the Pope would personally greet
me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door
and shook myhand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get the shitty haircut?"
Tuesday, 28 August 2007
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Hee Hee ...love Jan xx
ReplyDeleteYOU! You got me there you rogue! Lol! I didn't anticipate that ending....hahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat was a good'un.
Excellent Guido.
Jeanie
I must say the punch line caught me by surprise. A negative pope. The rest of it sounds very familiar from negative people I know. Us sisters used to kid each other about having the 'negs.' We would have a lot of fun describing the negs in our life until we somehow wrenched our way out of our bitch fests Gerry
ReplyDeletelol, very smart!!!
ReplyDeletekatie
Loved it! It's always wise to follow your heart , no matter what the naysayers say. (Hugs) Indigo
ReplyDeleteLOL...That was a good one! :o)
ReplyDeleteLisa
Hahahahaha. If we look positively at our day and life, we will so much more appreciate it and enjoy it, and see the positive! :)
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!!
ReplyDeletePam