Friday, 14 December 2007

The twelve dayze of Christmas

12 Daze of Christmas at AOL (with thanks to Rosie)

On the 1st day of Christmas AOL gave to me........
unlimited hours with a flat fee.


On the 2nd day of Christmas AOL gave to me......
2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.

On the 3rd day of Christmas AOL gave to me......
3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours
 with a flat fee.

On the 4th day of Christmas AOL gave to me.......
4 frozen screens, 3 E~mails, 2 buddy lists
and unlimited hours with a flat fee.

On the 5th day of Christmas AOL gave to me......
5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens,
3 E~mails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours
 with a flat fee.

On the 6th day of Christmas AOL gave to me......
6 pervs annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!!
 4 frozen screens, 3 E~mails, 2 buddy lists
 and unlimited hours with a flat fee.

On the 7th day of Christmas AOL gave
 to me......7 hackers hacking, 6 prats annoying,
 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3
E~mails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited
hours with a flat fee.

On the 8th day of Christmas AOL gave
to me........8 wavs playing, 7 hackers
 hacking, 6 prats annoying, 5 Chat Room
brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 E~mails, 2
 buddy lists and unlimited hours
with a flat fee.

On the 9th day of Christmas AOL gave
 to me.......9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs playing,
 7 hackers hacking, 6 prats annoying, 5 Chat
 Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 E~mails,
 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with
 a flat fee.

On the 10th day of Christmas AOL gave
 to me.....10 fingers cramping, 9 creeps IMing,
 8 wavs playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 prats
annoying, 5 ChatRoom brawls!!! 4 frozen
 screens, 3 E~mails, 2 buddy lists and
unlimited hours with a flat fee.
 
On the 11th day of Christmas AOL gave
to me......11 Hosts T.O.S.ing. 10 fingers
cramping, 9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs playing, 7
hackers hacking, 6 prats annoying, 5 Chat
 Room brawls!!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 E~mails,
 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with
a flat fee.

(OK....Once more time with feeling....Everybody join in!)

On the 12 th day of Christmas AOL gave to me.......
12 Emoticons smiling :-), 11 Hosts T.O.S. ing,
 10 fingers cramping, 9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs
 playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 prats annoying,
 5 CHAT ROOM BRAWLS!!!!  4 frozen
screens, 3 E~mails, 2 buddy lists AND
UNLIMITED HOURS WITH A FLAT FEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

  1. Lol, that sums them up alright

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

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  2. Good one...Linda

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  3. Yep...lol....that makes a lot of sense! :o) I love it!
    Lisa

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  4. LOL this was funny!
    When I first discovered AOL it was NOT free by no means. They charged you $2.95/hr after your allotted free hours for the month was used up, which wasn't much.
    Have a good weekend.
    Pam

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  5. That finds a spot right bang in the middle of my frustration at AOL!!!

    Could you hear me singing it from up there in Stornoway Guido....

    Nope....it wasn't caterwalling that you heard....it was meeeeeeeeeheeeeee!

    Loved this...cheers!

    Jeanie

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  6. This is so true!!!
    Have a happy Saturday.
    Carol

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  7. Too Funny!
    Linda :)

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